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Top 'o' the Morning to ya!

miaow — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:01:41 GMT

Highs and lows of everyones weekend?

The Highs:

Mine was spent clearing out my garden on Saturday, was a total shambles and it is now semi habitable woo!!

Had a BBQ party on Sunday which lasted all day. Was a fun filled day of drinking, eating and general merriment and think I managed to piss the neighbours off woo!!

The lows:

Monday again boo

Summer Trends

Hot Fix — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:34:26 GMT

What do you think will be this seasons Trend?

any ideas.

Im always changing my mind...

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:54:18 GMT

As some of you ladies know of have guessed already lol

I'm Single.

But i can never really make my mind up when i enjoy being single and when i want more...Currently i enjoy the single life, but there are nights i would like that someone to snuggle up to etc you know...

Being single does have a draw back and thats the sex...but i guess if i become a man whore then that wouldnt be an issue haha...but not my cuppa tea.

Im also bloody fussy when it comes to picking a girlfriend ...

Hi all

miaow — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:04:36 GMT

Favourite Genre?

bourjois__x — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:01:42 GMT

Mine is completely mixed!! I like EVERYTHING

Atm I'm listening to Girls Aloud haha

bye paulie

miss_skittles — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:47:39 GMT

hey paulie... im off now my day is finally over.... hope tomo goes quickly for u then enjoy ur days off... if i dont spk to u b4 am i right in thinking i will next be chatting to you on the 19th?! if so spk to u then byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xxx

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

miaow — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:32:34 GMT

HERE's A GOLDEN OLDIE FOR YA

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious ...

What's you all up to?

bourjois__x — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:57:48 GMT

I've just come back from my dinner. Just having a nosey over the net

strap ons

Shelley — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:40:28 GMT

how do i go about putting my strap-on up his bum, with out hurting him, i know to use lube, but im still scared cos it hurts me

NATAL CURRY CONTEST

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:39:24 GMT

This is a bit long but its so funny you have to read it

NATAL CURRY CONTEST

If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no

hope for you.

For those of you who have lived in Natal, you know how typical this is.

They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July.

It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB.

Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting

from America.

Frank: ...

big ears

Shelley — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:38:40 GMT

why have elephants got big ears.....................................................................

cos noddy wouldnt pay the ransom

Sunday Morning Sex

miaow — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:37:19 GMT

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied

'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Susie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh ...

Three Blind Mice

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:04:47 GMT

Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another ...

HI

Shelley — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:43:00 GMT

I'm Shelley , I'm 24 and from the West Mids . I'm a Mum to Jack who's nearly 4 and Georgia-Lily who is 13 months ... and we have just added George the terrapin to our increasing pet list ... along with Patch the cat and Sam (II) the hamster.

I hope this site takes off for you hotfix ... great idea !!

Hope to speak to you all soon !!

right we have a problem

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:08:31 GMT

www.allinoneforum.com

right someone has beating me too it with my idea...so i NEED your help to make this forum. Either better or turn this into a forum which you all desire!

Please Please....tell me what you would love to see in a forum? What subjects are you afte etc etc...

and ill do my best to mkae it happen

:D hmm

bourjois__x — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:28:34 GMT

It's really hard for me to chat properly when I'm in work cause my computer is near enough facing most people so they can see my screens! but I will try and answer most posts!!!!!

last 3 tunes?

miaow — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:14:08 GMT

What the last 3 tunes you listened too?

mine are:

Valerie - Amy Winehouse

One - U2 and Mary J Blige

Thriller - Michael Jackson

Told ya I like a mix

Bonjouir People

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:24:03 GMT

Right i should of been the 1st one to introduce myself ha

Im Paul, im 23 and the creator of this glourious forum on our www. It was a something which lead from all the boredom i experience at work lol. I live in farnborough. And i like manly things lol and the gym and women haha...

but always up for a good laugh, and as miss_skittles knows im a nice guy...go on tell them how good i am haha

much love and kisses to you all!

Manchester

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:01:11 GMT

I have heard this is an awesome night out...tell me more

Facebook members group

Hot Fix — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:20:35 GMT

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14027841723

Goooo and join! lol

Promote the forum ! woop!

Windsor

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:56:31 GMT

Do we have any people who go clubbing in Windsor here?

I think its more of a place for uber cool bars, as Liquid has lost its touch i think...

Gooo Windsor! lol

Duffy

Hot Fix — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:55:20 GMT

I can not stop listening to Warick Avenue, i think its one of the best songs this year. All in all Duffy is awesome i think...im going to buying her album

Editors

miaow — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:53:56 GMT

Have found myself listening to these more and more lately, particularly love Smokers Outside the Hospital Doors and Racing Rats. Anyone else a fan?

Glastonbury!!!

miaow — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:43 GMT

Who is going to be attending this year?? I certainly am, have hired a camper van and shall be there from the wednesday early morn right the way through to Monday afternoon WOO!! Cant wait!

Those who are going, who will you have on your list of bands to see?

Mine are the Verve, Editors, Fratellis, Duffy, Scouting for Girls, Kings of Leon erm and I cant think of the rest oooo but I know there be's loads!!!

Helllooooo

bourjois__x — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:50:55 GMT

I'll introduce myself too.

I'm Lauren, 19 years old from Manchester. I love all things girly and have just bought a lovely car

I'm a mad girl and love to have a laugh. I laugh at the most stupidest things ever!! Sometimes I don't get what is being said though.. And it takes a while for things to actually click! I'm a full on brunette but could be classed as being blonde hehe. And I hope that didn't take offence to anyone blonde I never meant it like.

Ciao for now xxxx

hey!

miss_skittles — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:05:11 GMT

hey, just a quick introduction... i'm Dominique, almost 22yrs old, live over by heathrow, work in an office, am a mummy to baby henry whose 4months old now, i like all things pink, glittery and shiney! im ALWAYS hungry and ALWAYS tired but who isnt!

speak soooooooooon x

hello

*em* — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:10:44 GMT

Hello, i'm liking the new forum, im emma (em778) from cosmo, xx

First Post

Shy Ted — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:25:27 GMT

I'd like to be the first to post here.

hello!!!

alex75 — Fri, 09 May 2008 03:09:51 GMT

Hi guys. I'm new here and as appropriate as it is I thought Id introduce myself first..I'm alex, 33 (OMG) soon to go far far away from home(after the bf) but happy to do it. ooooohhhh...love to watch cartoons with a big bowl of ice cream...lol

Marketing / Promotion of the forum

Hot Fix — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:29:22 GMT

Hey guys and girls...I'm Hot Fix im the creator of this forum you may see me pop up from time to time as Admin also. Just welcoming you all to the site.

I have a few ideas on how to market the site.

1. Im going to create a myspace page reguarding the forum, so people can join and add the forum to their friends

2. I shall create a facebook group also inviting members of the forum to join.

3. Also a blog will be created, so people can track progress of the forum and any up and coming ...